looks like: home
feels like:  amused
listening to: none
i literally Laughed Out Loud at this:
Unless the Men's Room Was Cold
Gay #1: Ok, so read their body language and tell me if you think they are: 1) on a first date, but may go ahead and fuck tonight; 2) they are on maybe their third or fourth date, but have definitely had each other's cock in their throats by now; or 3) they are full-on dating and fucking. Gay #2: They're on their first date. They're way too into each other to already be dating. Gay #1: Nice. Both at the same time: Who do you think is the top? Gay #2: Who do you think? Gay #1: Well, just because white shirt is so hot, I'd want him to be the top. But, as you know, "Man of Steel, Heels of Helium." Gay #2: I know... Plus, the other one has to be the top. A bottom would never wear a plaid shirt.
--Nowhere Bar, E 14th Street Overheard by: Gina Bruce
via Overheard in New York, Nov 14, 2006
oh it *has* to be Clark and Lex. or maybe Clark and McQueen. (McQuark? Cleen?) |